Monday, January 16, 2006

Please Excuse Me. As I Didn't Sleep Much Over The Weekend.

Two complaints about girls

1: They use all the toilet paper. Now I know why they do, and why they HAVE to, but shit still annoying, specially in an all guy flat, where that stuff hangs around for ages and NEVER runs out...

2: They always get cold. I'm running around in my lavalava and t-shirt last night and she's all like "i'm cold!" while wearing my leather jacket! Sheesh

Having said all that there are some positives which outway those minor issues. Some we are all aware of and need no discussion.

Big Day Out in a few days, I leave on Wednesday morning, hopefully in orkland mid-afternoon... Hopefully I actually manage to hang out with non-Wellingtonians. I mean it's great hanging out, but you don't travel up to Auckland to socialise with the people you see down at Bodega every weekend... Did I say Bodega? Must have been wrong, I mean who goes there anymore?
Every man/woman and their dog seem to be heading up north, hope the traffic jams aren't too bad...

2 Comments:

Anonymous Katerina Kaskantiri said...

My name is Katerina Kaskantiri (Κατερίνα Κασκαντίρη) and my e-mail address is katerina_sketo@hotmail.com

I am currently a Law Student at National and Kapodistrian University of Athens. At the same time I am working as an escort girl -what some call a 'prostitute'- in order to make ends meet.

I would be grateful for any financial aid or even advertisement.

I do anal, blow-jobs and full-program. BSDM upon request. I always satisfy and my prices are fair/cheap.

My services are aimed towards both Greeks and tourists alike.

3:46 PM  
Anonymous Κατερίνα Κασκαντίρη said...

Είμαι η Κατερίνα Κασκαντίρη, η γνωστή πόρνη της Κορίνθου. Ο μαλάκας άχρηστος προικοθήρας πατέρας μου (Αλέξης Κασκαντίρης) και η κωλόχοντρη σκατομούρα μάνα μου (Νικολέττα Μάρρα) που κατέχουν τους Αλευρόμυλους Μάρρα στην Κόρινθο με εμαθαν από μικρή να τσιμπουκώνω τα στελέχη της επιχείρισής μας και να παρτουζώνομαι με τους άπλυτους εργάτες στη βιομηχανία.

Μου έμεινε συνήθεια λοιπόν και πάντοτε αναζητώ ένα καλό ξεμούνιασμα και ξεκώλιασμα για να ξεμπουκώνουν οι τρύπες μου.

Τα καυτά χύσια στο λαιμό μου είναι σαν τη βότκα που καταναλώνω στα κωλόμπαρα της Αθήνας (είμαι άλλωστε φοιτήτρια Νομικής στο Πανεπιστήμιο Αθηνών και μέλος της ELSA Athens) προτού καταλήξω να πηδιέμαι στις τουαλέτες!

2:37 AM  

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